ps my boyfriend is playing pokemon yellow and he named his rival Jimmy Fallon i am going to marry this boy one day.
AH RANDAL you figured out how to use tumblr good job!
Okay 5 random facts about randalrocket!
1. He is a male who likes males.
2. He gets a boner when he sees an attractive man.
3. He is a homosexual.
4. His sexual orientation is gay.
5. He likes to touch penises. And put them in his mouth and butt.
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
excuse me you’re a fucking jerk.
1. It’s a Galaxy S4 and it’s fucking magical.
2. My ring tone is the Parks and Rec theme in 8bit.
3. This is my lock screen:
4. This is my home screen:
5. This is my screen for my texts:
ps I rule.
oh ps i had a sex dream about andy dwyer last night and my boyfriend dumped me and i woke up really upset (but also happy because that sex with andy was really awesome haha) because i had been dumped and i was worried about april being mad at me but i looked over and boyfriend was sleeping next to me and everything was good.
point is dreams are fucking weird and andy is really good at sexytimes but really terrible at giving head hahahahah.
my lake. I sometimes forget I share it with 3 other states.
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I’m an ice cream man! I am what the summer is: fireflies, thunderstorms, butt-sweat on the carseat. And when it all goes, I have to go with it.
We miss you, Tastee