rimmellondonus:

A girl is only as bold as her mascara.
And with ScandalEyes Retro Glam Mascara, you can be as bold as you dare. 


i’m fucked. 

rimmellondonus:

A girl is only as bold as her mascara.

And with ScandalEyes Retro Glam Mascara, you can be as bold as you dare.

i’m fucked. 

 

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

When the earth was still flat
And clouds made of fire
And mountains stretched up to the sky
Sometimes higher
Folks roamed the earth
Like big rolling kegs
They had two sets of arms
They had two sets of legs
They had two faces peering out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them as they talked while they read
And they never knew nothing of love
This was before
The origin of love

Now there were three sexes then 
And one looked like two men glued up back to back 
Called the Children of the Sun
And similar in shape and girth were the Children of the Earth
They looked like two girls rolled up in one
And the Children of the Moon
Were like a fork shoved on a spoon
They were part sun, part Earth
Part daughter, part son.
The origin of love

Now the gods grew quite scared 
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said “I’m gunna kill all with my hammer,
Like I killed the giants.”
And Zeus said, “No, you better let me
Use my lightning like scissors.
Like I cut the legs off the whales
And dinosaurs into lizards.”
So he grabbed up some bolts
He let out a laugh
Said, “I’ll split them right down the middle,
Gunna cut em right up in half!”
And then storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fire…

And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts
Like shiny blades of a knife
And it ripped right through the flesh
Of the Children of the Sun and the Moon and the Earth
And some Indian god sewed the wound up into a hole
Pulled it around to our bellies 
To remind us of the price we paid
And Osiris and the gods of Nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane, to scatter us away
A flood of wind and rain, sea of tidal waves
To wash us all away
And if we misbehave
He’ll cut us down again
And we’ll be hopping around on one foot
Looking through one eye

The last time I saw you
We had just split in two
You was looking at me
I was looking at you
You had a way so familiar
But I could not recognize
Because you had blood on your face
I had blood in my eyes
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine
That’s the pain that cuts a straight line down through the heart
We call it love
We wrapped our arms around each other
Tried to shove ourselves back together
We was making love, making love
It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago
When by the mighty hand of Jove
It as the sad story of how we became lonely two-legged creatures
The story, the origin of love.

That’s the origin of love. 

-The Origin of Love from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

1, 2, 8, 14, 39
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • I have one and yes I want him
2.When did your last hug take place?
  • Like an hour ago. 

8.Do you cry easily?

  • I tear up easily. 

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

  • My boyfriend and Bob’s Burgers

39.Three names you go by…

  • Hannah, Babe, Anni Hanni (Auntie Hanni, but in baby talk)

Thanks kimmygibblered!

(❁´◡`❁)*✲゚*
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
Don’t read this if you “ship” Liz and Jack or anything that is not “canon.”
shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


*female on the pill not giving a shit*

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

*female on the pill not giving a shit*

raspbeary:

raspbeary:

what do straight ppl do for fun?

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THIS WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE RIDICULOUSLY LOUD SEX AND HATE THE BIG BANG THEORY WITH A FUCKING PASSION. 

hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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Because the school system is so fucked up it puts a high value on attendance and if you miss like 2 days it brings down your grade. 

Don’t read this if you “ship” Liz and Jack or anything that is not “canon.”

Jenny Slate

Lol I follow this instagram that is videos from nbc shows and stuff and they have a question of the day and today they asked if we ship “Jiz” and had a clip from 30 Rock and I commented and said I don’t ship semen and the owner got all pissed at me. I don’t think this person knows what Jiz means….

imageoscillite:

From the tragically forgotten Viva Variety: Baby Tastes Like Soup

Anyone see the moon? I saw a little of it but then I got cold haha. Silly boyfran passed the fuck out right as it was happening.