me llamo hotel
#dranks #boyfran #catfishdays (at Catfish Days)

#dranks #boyfran #catfishdays (at Catfish Days)

thelasttruegentleman:

nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

it’d be cool if it popped outta the table right in the middle 

nosebleedhooligans:

This guy’s too cool to express his views on bumper stickers. He uses customized uniforms instead. We get it. You hate the Cardinals.

Have you never been to Chicago?

nosebleedhooligans:

This guy’s too cool to express his views on bumper stickers. He uses customized uniforms instead. We get it. You hate the Cardinals.

Have you never been to Chicago?

6 selfies. Tagged by bajablastthirstblog. Gunna go ahead and guess the rules were 6 selfies you love? So here ya go.

Also dunno how many people I am supposed to tag to do this but I’m gunna go ahead and tag tapioooca, getmckinleylaid, wholegrainlofat, randalrocket, birdurer and beequeen-babybull

PS guess which one of these got 30 notes and you can get a cookie.

jerksicaday:

can every tv show with a laugh track be replaced with amy poehler’s cackle??

still wouldn’t make The Big Bang Theory good. 

Day 25: home. Home is wherever there is fresh salsa. #picodegallo #salsa #tomatoes #onions #cilantro #jalapenos #food #foodporn #photochallenge #photoaday #july #day25 #home #fmsphotoaday

Day 25: home. Home is wherever there is fresh salsa. #picodegallo #salsa #tomatoes #onions #cilantro #jalapenos #food #foodporn #photochallenge #photoaday #july #day25 #home #fmsphotoaday

alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

That sounds like something a teenager would say. 

do-not-touch-my-food:

Birthday Cake Milkshake

for a second i was like why the fuck are there croutons on this milk shake?

do-not-touch-my-food:

Birthday Cake Milkshake

for a second i was like why the fuck are there croutons on this milk shake?

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

This is so important. 

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

This is so important. 

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

I want some fucking potato pancakes

listoflifehacks:

jaiphen95:

Just made this, yum!! Thanks listoflifehacks!

looks delicious :) happy mug hacking

I like how this doesn’t tell you what it makes i just tells you to put a buncha things in a mug and microwave it…

listoflifehacks:

jaiphen95:

Just made this, yum!! Thanks listoflifehacks!

looks delicious :) happy mug hacking

I like how this doesn’t tell you what it makes i just tells you to put a buncha things in a mug and microwave it…

Countdowns!

I will be updating this everyday so deal with it.

10 days until Tennessee trip.

14 days until I SEE PANDAS IN MEMPHIS

20 days until my best friend from Boston comes to Chicago!

30 days until my niece turns 1 :)

thegirlofeternalbalance:

my-future-is-bulletproof:

Art is the Weapon

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T

thegirlofeternalbalance:

my-future-is-bulletproof:

Art is the Weapon

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T