Tina’s on the cover of Entertainment Weekly!
At least, we’re pretty sure that’s her behind the ketchup and mustard. Probably her. (via @EW)
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.
is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.
I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice
i should not be this scared not to go to class. i should not be this scared not to go to class.
why am i so terrified not to go to class?
I should go to class even though my uterus is trying to eat me alive and I feel like I am going to faint every 5 seconds right? That’s what society tells me. Right? I’m perfectly suited to go to class and learn, correct?
american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with