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Countdowns!

 

I will be updating this everyday so deal with it.

days until Tennessee trip.

days until I SEE PANDAS IN MEMPHIS

15 days until my best friend from Boston comes to Chicago!

25 days until my niece turns 1 :)

My boyfriend woke me up out of a dead sleep because he thought I wasn’t breathing and now I’m to fucking freaked out to go back to sleep poop.

sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

magnezone:

kinomatika:

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

jesus, fuck this 

This is actually really cool haha.

Why are you so sexy?
Who is your favorite Bobs Burgers character?

I’ll just order them because LESSBEHONEST, wholegrainlofat, they are all the best.

Louise, Linda, Tina, Bob, Gene. 

Other than "suck it, nerds", what is your favorite 30 Rock line/ phrase?

Why do you assume that’s my favorite line, wholegrainlofat?! HMM?? oh…right….

"Do you have a second, Kenneth?"
"No. there’s only one of me. What? What are you asking?"

AND “I want to go to there.”

my icon and url will always remain the same.

this has been a psa. 

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

Is that what is happening with the weather right now?

I WANT MY FUCKING SWELTERING HOT DAYS DAMMIT

i will answer any freaking question right now please just ask me things. 

onetinyhand:

duke silver.

onetinyhand:

duke silver.

please give me things to answer and make me happy plz. 

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

I don’t get this I would much rather email a teacher than fucking talk to them in person and have them see me sweat to death. 

forever grateful that the two channels i watch the most both have TWO commercials with Tina Fey in them that they play over and over again.

IT’S LIKE SHE NEVER LEFT ME EVEN THOUGH SHE’S TALKING ABOUT HAIR COLOR AND WRINKLE CREAM